What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 18:23
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
How do you view men and women who cheat?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.